Movie Review

Dear Cast and Crew of "She's the Man,"
Your movie is amazing. It really is. It cracks me up. It puts me to sleep when I need it to, provides me with a good soundtrack to my homework, is a fantastic film to show to friends when we just want to have fun, and is always capable of cracking me up. However, I feel like I really must speak to the few absolute absurdities and impracticalities that exist in this fine production.
1. There is NO WAY in heck that Amanda Bynes' character would not be regularly accused of being gay. None.
2. There is not a high school in all of America at which the marching band performs and attends all soccer games.
3. Even if number two is, in fact, false, I absolute refuse to believe that there is a high school in all of America at which hot, Dallas Cowboy-style cheerleaders perform during the halftimes of soccer matches.

There is more...but I need to leave for a workshop at the Honors College. To be continued...