Ode to Yogurt

Yogurt is one of mankind's best inventions. Seriously. It's incredible. You can eat it plain, with fruit, with cereal. It's a breakfast. It's a dessert. Add frozen blueberries to it and it freezes around the berries, creating an incredible alternative to ice cream. Melt frozen fruit, throw vanilla yogurt in, and some bran flakes, and you have the world's best-tasting and most well-rounded breakfast. It's bloody fantastic. So here's to you, Mr. or Ms. Yogurt-Creator. Kudos. Major, major kudos.