A few memos

To a few of my fellow students.
Firstly, to the girl I panicked while opening a door in Landon dorm while wearing my black hood all tied up so I looked rather like a robber: Sorry for startling you.
And secondly, to a boy in the Wilson window: I understand that it's the Thursday immediately preceding Spring Break. Nonetheless, I feel like it's not truly necessary to be drunk at 4:30 pm and yelling out the window at girls on their bikes. Just saying.