Comedies

Dear Movie Industry:
"Comedy: a drama of light and amusing character and typically with a happy ending." (Miriam-Webster online).
It may be light. It may be amusing. And, since it's Hollywood, it should be typical! SO WHERE'S MY HAPPY ENDING!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I don't like it when I'm in the mood for a happy-go-lucky romp and instead end with a depressing, lack of guy-gets-girl. Grr!!!!!!!!